Oh the things I've seen
Three things I've seen:
1. The funniest: a dentist in our town, named Ramon Chichon. Wonder if his parents thought about the rhyming pattern when he was born.
2. The grossest: Seen at the local Weinerschnitzel: "Now serving breakfast." Triple Ick.
3. The oddest: an 80-ish little lady, frail as all get-out, driving a Ford Excursion. Now I've seen it all.
1. The funniest: a dentist in our town, named Ramon Chichon. Wonder if his parents thought about the rhyming pattern when he was born.
2. The grossest: Seen at the local Weinerschnitzel: "Now serving breakfast." Triple Ick.
3. The oddest: an 80-ish little lady, frail as all get-out, driving a Ford Excursion. Now I've seen it all.
posted by Left Coast Sister at 3:14 PM
4 Comments:
Funniest: A internal medicine doctor in town--Dr. Butts
Grossest: Sign on Sleazy Porn Shoppe--Parking in Rear (I know over the top gross...sorry!)
Everything is just slightly odd in Eugene!
At least she wasn't driving a Hummer, now that would be scary!!!
Carrie
I was thinking that last one was on the scary side, especially after reading how that old guy's trial is starting in so.cal., I think, where he inexplicably mowed down dozens of people. In seconds he'd ruined his own life among so many others. Why was he still driving? Scary. And a little bitty ole lady in an Excursion?? Stay outta the way!!
jmb, I love that it's not just a porn shop, but a porn shoppe... as in Ye Old Porn Shoppe. You're right only in Eugene. And yes, I'm thankful that the little granny wasn't in a Hummer, although I would've taken a picture of that for you all to see.
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